Play Ace Combat

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

Xenoblade Genesis needs to have at least one member of the party sound like they’re from the American Midwest. Iowa, preferably.

You take everything from us...

DW as a fair trade I’m sure they’re gonna get someone from Perth in there.