Play Ace Combat

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

the beach that. makes you dead

for some brief, horrifying moment. the thought "did RGG Studio find Tupac alive and then reveal it by putting him in Stranger Than Heaven"

Hi, I'm Geoff Keighley. Welcome to The Summer Games Fest. Tupac Shakur is alive, and he's right here, this is how the world is finding out.

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

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you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

oh and another thing. make sure you tell that ripley motherfucker that i never believed any of it. none of it. i thought he was making it all up. yeah. i dont give a shit anymore.