ThESE HIT HARDDDDD

This post jumped me in an arby’s parking lot

hi an age gap of 25-30 is NOT the same as an age gap of 15-20 thank u for coming to my ted talk

your eating disorder’s severity is not determined by weight because eating disorders are not weight disorders they’re behavioral disorders thanks for coming to my ted talk

Teach girls it’s okay to not want kids. Or even like them. That they can be functional people without being a mother. That deciding into their 30s they want kids isnt bad and they’re not “too old.” Teach girls that they don’t have to sell their youth to kids. Because motherhood isn’t for everyone. And we need to stop acting like it is.

The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

i only understand about 60% of the words in this post but i still think its funny

Nah you get a Greggs sausage roll, mate

me, a sixteen-year-old, talking about my 27-year-old bias : my s on

reblog if you're ugly as fuck.

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Pplease😭🙏🏽

bro…i just paid my rent and my bday next week.   BLESS ME LITTLE MONEY DOG!

I ain't risking it

Reblog and write your bias name with your eyes close.

min tofu (min yoongi)

Jacksin wand (Jackson Wang)

Kim jonghyin (Kim Jonghyun)

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

I want a doot doot

I’m gonna doot doot

Waiting my doot doot

I wanna doot doot

I want a doot doot

i bet it won’t work

WAITING

Bless me with a “doot doot”

I didnt get one

FUCK IT WORKED THEY DID IT HOW WHSOWOSOWO WHAT?!?

i got it in less than 2 mins… HOW THE FUCK BHSDBJFSHFJFWL

If everyone is getting one I want one too

didn’t get one..🙃