I was looking forward to getting up early this morning to watch the World Cup quarter final between Norway and England but circumstances have really conspired against me. Last night we had a visit from my wifeās mother complete with an overnight bag and before we retired for the night, the sign was up on the bedroom door for āFull Maid Serviceā which is my wifeās usual way of letting me know Sunday morning is about me serving her and attending to her needs and wishes. I politely inquired as to the extent of the service and was told it included her mother. I woke up and dressed at 6-00 am and had two breakfasts ready by 7-00 am and served the two ladies. My mother in law was served first, being the guest and she supervised me serving breakfast to my wife. It was only 7-10 am so I had only missed 10 minutes of the game but I was disappointed to find the television remotes were nowhere to be seen and on the dining room table was a list of cleaning jobs that would take a few hours at the very least. So no world cup for me this morning but I did complete my duties and my wife told me to change and watch Argentina whilst the pair of them go out shopping and for lunch.
Such is the life of a sissy maid.















