Sophisticated Thotie 💋

Also: I don’t want to exist but am afraid to die

FUCK DELETING BITCH I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!

One day , I’m claiming it

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

reassurance isn’t the same when you have to ask for it.

It’s important to understand how your partner likes to be loved

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

Could use this to help with Mini-p’s nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol… :) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etc…2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.

I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!

Let’s go 10 of Pentacles. 🖤🌙

Please bless me Ten of Pentacles 💕

My tax returns are supposed to come in tomorrow. Ten of Pentacles, please see it through 🖤

Just took baby snake to the vet… and could really use that money back 🖤

Plz

Faithful 😌

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

When Gucci Mane was asked if he was inebriated in court and answered with “Bitch I might be”

when ODB went on stage during the GRAMMYS and said “Wu tang is for the children”

Nicki Minaj calling out Miley Cyrus on national television giving us the iconic “ Miley, what’s good ”

When Kanye took the mic from Taylor Swift

When Destiny’s Child announced they were getting back together on Oprah

When Snoop Dogg asked the East coast about love for the West Coast

When Dave Chapelle shot a slavemaster on cable television.

when common called drake Canada Dry

When Diana Ross jiggled lil Kim tit …

To all you artists out there, who don’t wanna be on a record label where the executive producer’s…all up in the videos, all on the records, dancin’…then come to Death Row!

When ODB rolled up to the welfare office in a limousine

When Rick James told that white bitch from backstage who he was on TV

Whitney Houston trolling Diane Sawyer about her personal life for two solid hours “I ain’t telling you”

When “Bobby Bitch” dropped

Kanye saying George Bush doesn’t care about black people on live tv

^^^

Monique letting Beyoncé know that big girls can “uh oh” too

When Django blew up the candy land plantation

Beyoncé 2016 SuperBowl performance

Grace Jones being pulled by white dudes in her chariot in Boomerang.

When A.I. stepped over Lue

When Frozone was put in his place by his wife even though he needs to help save the world.

Vince Carter dunk over Frédéric Weis in the Olympics

Reblog for the culture

When Ray J threatened Fabolous on Hot 97

I’m crying.

When Patti Labelle told that white woman on the Tyra banks show she doesn’t eat paper boo

When Gucci mane aka big guwop exposed Angela Yee for her thot antics live on the breakfast club

Angela Basset burning her husbands shit in Waiting To Exhale

If anybody wants to know about black culture, refer them back to this post #ForTheCulture

when cam’ron went on fox news, got bill o’reilly mad af and said “u maaaaaad” and called him doggy lmao

Beyoncé performing at Coachella being the first black woman to headline and closes that sentence w. A “ain’t that bout a bitch”

Some gems on here

Ray J got at Fab on Power 105.1*

Aretha’s entire funeral

This is beautiful

Awwwww OMG

This just keeps getting better!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Just beautiful

Omfg how perfect

I am in LOVE with everything about this post

😍💓💞

This is the only Tumblr story that matters.

This is the best possible way for 2018 to end.