Just Another Snake Cult

are some of you guys computer viruses be honest

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

Because of the pandemic travel restrictions.

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

for context: twitter is plagued by art-thief-bots. Any image that has multiple comments along the line of “I want this on a tshirt” will be automatically be uploaded and sold without the artist’s knowledge. So artists started making images full of blatant copyrighted images like the one above, and asking people to spam comment “I want this on a tshirt” then report the site to disney. A few of these tshirt-bot sites have actually been taken down this way. 

Why was Bo Katan like “Oh he’s part of one of THOSE weird, cult-like Mandalorian offshoot groups” excuse me Ms. Death Watch I don’t think you have room to talk.

if youre horny for any of the animal crossing animals i’ll kill you

imagine being told youre not allowed to feel attraction to a fucking video game character you like, who btw owns a house and pays a fucking mortgage

i’ll break your neck. ill grab you by the arms and swing you around so fast centrifugal force turns you into paste

I never considered baby capybaras were a thing but here I am, d'awstruck but the tiny adorable child

babybara

holy shit

The whiplash of feeling excited and hopeful about Blue Georgia to the horror and anger over witnessing an actual live fascist coup. January 6th sure is a day.

Can someone kindly and patiently explain to me, who is bean dad and what happened? Please keep in mind that I have no idea what even bean is in reference to, I don’t know who the McElroy brothers are. I know nothing

HAPPY LIMINAL SPACEMAS, COUCHES

This is has huge 2010 cat meme energy and I love it nonetheless.

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

That’s how cooking works