whereth the pickleth thpongebob

anyone else here ugly on this fine halloween night

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

free soup

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

I mean, that’s not wrong, we just eventually decided to start cataloging curses and naming them things like “amoebic dysentery”

bitch imagine? LMFAAAOOOOO

are… are they wrong?

I want to have my head shrunk by that guy from beetlejuice so I can fit inside of gutters and slurp the sludge out of them

Why do you exclusively make disgusting, vile, evil posts

i like to cause problems

this made me want to try this

Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment.

Ye Olde Vibe Check