tasty emo

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

It's always pin twinks never twin peaks #laurapalmer

what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

Chicago (2002)

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

what are some of you guys woman/girl blorbos. like female characters you are utterly obsessed with

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

come on man i was using that

sorryyyyyy