Morning Person

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

You can lie when you name things

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.

does anyone have the one where he falls down only to get schlorped up into another slide

Official Post of Massachusetts

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

new phobia just dropped

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

That is wild. I love it.

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