Volo Brainrot

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake

narcolepsy

Being a pervert is so important in a world that is banishing anything sexual out of sight

at least i didn’t die in north carolina

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

I’m gonna make my medical school advisees do this on their application essays too I think.

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.