“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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shane really hit the jackpot as someone on the spectrum because ilya is perceptive enough for the entire nhl. he clocks every homosexual in the room like he's psychic
shane has never had to interpret a social cue again ik he's content
Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.
i am thinking of hudson writing yuna's name on the hockey stick and honestly he is not doing that in the vacuum he has read the books he knows the direction this will take. its so clear in the long game shane is so obsessed in leaving a legacy and being the best hockey player that's obviously his own personal goal but i wonder if there is any overlap of that in some phantom of immigrant grandchild responsibility. like "i need to be the best in this field i need to leave a legacy to prove the racists wrong...I need to make sure my mom's sacrifices are worth it...i need to do this for my mom...i need to prove my belonging in canadian society...i am representative of asian belonging in canadian society...i need to do this for my grandad who went through hell to immigrate in a country that did not welcome him"....etc
thinking also to hudson saying "shane has a toxic and narrow view of masculinity and self" and i think this factors in a little bit
When I show up in the "Understanding Shane Hollander competition" and Hudson Williams is already there

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so important to me that after years of short, clandestine hookups, hollanov spent one (1) week of uninterrupted time together and were both immediately like yeah, no, we need to figure out a way to have this forever
what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

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Shane, like five minutes after proposing: okay we need to get our affairs in order you know; like the insurance companies and our fucking health care — oh and we have to file our taxes together, do you think we could get subsidies for being married? I think Hayden mentioned it once, but that might’ve been because he has kids — oh and also you need to buy yourself into my real estate so that my property is also legally yours in case anything happens and —
Ilya, wet eyed and smiling: wow i cannot wait to be boring with you 🥰
revising your writing is just like "is this weird. is this a weird sentence. is this the weirdest most poorly-worded sentence ever written by anyone" and the sentence in question is "he walked across the room"
I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice
Shane: My parents walking in on me and my situationship is my worst nightmare.
Shane, two minutes later: Actually my worst nightmare now is my maybe-boyfriend explaining to my parents we've been fuckbuddies for like a decade before making it official. Shut the fuck up, Ilya.

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