"'you miss 100% of the shots you don't take'"

very funny to me as a Catholic that the last thing Louis did as a human was go to Confession, because there's a pretty good argument to be made that he should go to heaven then lololol

are we sureeeeeee lestat and louis didn't hire a witch and commit a romantic romeo and juliet style ritualistic murder-suicide in the late 80s to ensure they were reincarnated as hot gay hockey players? are we sure about that????

If I had a nickel for every time Noah Reid blessed us with his beautiful face and musical talent in the later seasons of a hit lqbtq romance I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot and I need more

interview with the vampire is the forrest gump of gay fantasy

My new headcanon is Hayden has huge beef with Troy on Shane’s behalf and cannot get over it. Like, even worse than with Ilya. Because Ilya was a dick, but Hayden has heard the worst of Troy and Dallas Kent chirping Shane and he is just not having it. Like Shane, what do you mean you’re friends with Troy fucking Barrett now??? What do you mean he’s a really nice guy??? What do you mean he’s Ilya’s best friend, actually nvm that tracks, that man is trying to give me an aneurysm 24/7 anyway. Just, Shane being willing to forgive but Hayden never forgetting

skinny is coming back in style again because rich conservative men want women to be weak and submissive during the revolution. Rage against this, ladies! Eat your fucking carbs! Lift some weights! Learn how to throw a really good punch!

it's important to me that people understand that ilya rozanov is weird. like, shane is too but in more stereotypical ways? Ilya is Weird. but shane gets him. and that's why they work so well. also they're both insanely hot. hope this helps.

very funny to me that soldier boy's ideal son is basically billy butcher

the most romantic a leading man can be is ian in my big fat greek wedding when toula shows up at the school after they get engaged and begs him to just go elope with her because she loves him but this marriage is upsetting her family and she's really struggling with that. and when asked by toula why he even loves her, ian immediately and very confidently says because i came alive when i met you. ian, played john corbett with his beautiful long hair and slutty little english teacher glasses, holds toula gently and tells her i love you and you love me we're going to do this right, we're not going to skulk off somewhere and act like we are ashamed. and then toula makes fun of him for saying skulked and it is just perfect

ah yes, let's make our psychopath dictator son immortal, because it's what our nazi girlfriend his mother would have wanted