Queer af

BOUNTY HUNTING is not therapy

earl grey really put his whole pussy into his tea blend i dont know what the fuck a bergamot is but this shit tastes like men's deodorant and it fucks!

trust me i’m a doctor and what you need is gay sex

listen there are too many of you saying i should have let them participate in torture

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

@vampireapologist

“I’ve never met a vampire” exactly what a vampire would say.

Very suspicious about this “educated guess”

my love language is twilight marathons

we need more vampires who are just pathetic. just absolute losers

Hey, this isn't dunking on people who like or use labels like this, but I think there's a bit of a push in online spaces to figure out every facet of your identity through intense self-introspection and increasingly obscure microlabels that just... isn't really necessary. If your gender or sexuality is stressing you out in a way that isn't beyond your control (i.e. dysphoria or facing transphobia/homophobia), just take a step back and realize that if no label ever clicks for you, you can just grab the nearest umbrella term and go. It's that simple. If you do see a more obscure label and go "Yesss, that's me!" good for you, but you literally don't have to.

they’re my comfort idiots, your honor