honestly? mood.

everything is a reference when you're crazy

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

Guy who doesn't understand that killing is murder: we can just kill him, right? That's legal

you can always steal from wizards of the coast. it's always morally correct.

Thought this was a shitpost and nearly reblogged it with 'you can never steal from wizards of the caves. It's always morally despicable.' Then remembered it's a brand

you can always steal from wizards of the coast. it's always morally correct. <- this time it's actually about wizards that all live on the coast and who i hate with my entire being

the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?