honestly? mood.

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

"unauthorized biography" "unofficial biopic" that's a big budget rpf fanfiction if you ask me

this fic is so good i hope i write it

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

Yes, I absolutely do accept Must the frog.

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

if i got put in a jigsaw trap and survived i wouldnt learn anything id just be like well that was fucked up lol

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon