don't fix the fakeboy

"Spread your legs wider. Show me everything."

You obey, knees falling open. My own cunt presses hot and slick against the small of your back, my wetness smearing across your skin with every subtle shift.

"Now put two fingers on your clit. Slow circles. Don't rush."

Your fingers obey, sliding down to find the swollen nub. I watch over your shoulder as you start to rub, feeling the way your body tenses and relaxes against me.

"That's it baby. Press a little harder. Feel how wet you already are?"

You moan, your head tipping back against my shoulder. Your fingers move faster, circling and stroking. I can feel every twitch of your muscles, every gasp that leaves your lips.

"Now slide one finger inside. Just one. Fuck yourself slow while you keep rubbing your clit with your thumb."

Your finger pushes in, as your breathing gets ragged, your moans louder, needier. Your hips start to rock, grinding back against my soaked cunt.

"Please," you whimper, voice breaking. "Please help me. I need you to touch me too."

I reach around you without hesitation, my hand covering yours. My fingers slide over your knuckles, guiding you, pressing harder, moving faster. Together we rub your clit in tight, relentless circles while my other hand cups your breast, pinching your nipple.

"Cum for me baby girl," I growl against your ear. "Cum all over our fingers."

Your whole body jerks as the orgasm hits. Your thighs tremble, your cunt pulses, and you cry out loud and broken while I keep our hands moving, dragging every last wave of pleasure from you until you're shaking and spent against me, my own wetness still hot and slick against your back.

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... what would a cunt with bigger tits and an unusually wet cunt be able to do? only downside is I'm very loud so you'd have to look out for being caught... unless we don't stay

My favourite ask so far!

Oh if I came across you in person, you wouldn't remain a person much longer I can promise you that, you will be made into living fleshlight for me, you will be made perfect and broken forever more

I am soo good at going into 'autopilot' mode, I don't sleep that well so I kinda just wander around doing stuff wrong occasionally... I'm self-lubricating and totally great at sex and getting fucked, so releasing a mindless me into your home is kind of a no-brainer.

feeling their desirous gaze on you while you put in drink orders at the bar

holding hands on the way home from the date and it feels like a foreshadowing of what you’re going to do to each other when you get there

heavy breathing on the phone when they’re touching themself to the sound of your voice

grinding in a weird position where you’re both like ???? why does this feel so good????

If your sex is balloons, if it is blowing raspberries on your lover’s belly, if it happens fully clothed ir in furry costumes, if it happens in a group or alone — give it the same gravity, the same reverence or irreverence as all the tiresome scenes of heterosexual penetration we all grew up reading. … There is no marginal erotic unless you sideline it.”

Have you experienced being tied up or restrained? Describe the experience.

What is the strangest way you’ve made anyone cum?

Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

Do you enjoy choking or being choked? How hard? 

Do you like to bite or be bit? 

Do you like to slap or be slapped?

Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?

Do you like pulling or having your hair pulled?

Do you like spanking/being spanked?

What do you prefer to use to spank? (Paddles/Hands/Whips/Etc)

What is the strangest way anyone has made you cum?

Do you enjoy long, extended teasing/edging sessions

What is the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?

Have you walked in on or caught someone masturbating?

Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating?

Have you ever had cyber sex?

Have you ever had phone sex?

Have you ever had a wet dream?

What is your method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.)

Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?

Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?

Have you ever masturbated to someone?

Who do you like to think about when you masturbate? Have you ever told them you think about them while you masturbate?

Whats your most embarrassing masturbation story?

Whats your funniest masturbation story?

Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate?

Is it easy for you to orgasm or do you have to work for it?

Whats the easiest way for you to get off?

Is there only one way you can get off? (i.e. Vaginal/Clitoral/Toy Use)

Have you ever bought a sex toy?

What is the last sex toy you bought?

What sex toy do you currently want?

Would you let someone buy you a sex toy?

How many toys do you own?

Have you ever had sex with another couple(s) monogamously? (Not touching the other couple(s))

Have you ever watched another couple have sex?

Have you ever gotten cum in your eye?

Has anyone ever cum inside you on accident? How did you feel about that?

Have you ever cum inside someone on accident? How did they respond

Have you ever cum in your pants? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever sexted?

Do you like to play with balls/have your balls played with?

Are hand jobs boring or are they underrated?

Are you able to achieve orgasm through only non-conventional or indirect methods?

What is the strangest object you’ve used to masturbate vaginally or anally?

Have you ever watched porn with a partner? Describe the experience(s)

Who is your favorite pornstar(s)?

Describe your average orgasm.

Do you ever double penetrate while you masturbate?

Do you edge when you masturbate? (Get to the point of orgasm and stop repeatedly to enhance the experience)

What position do you typically masturbate in? 

Describe a typical masturbation session.

What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had?

What’s the most amount of times you’ve cum in a day?

Have you ever had shower sex? How was it?

What is your favorite position(s)?

Whats your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Whats the quickest you’ve ever been brought to orgasm?

Whats the quickest you’ve ever brought someone else to orgasm?

What’s the most times you’ve had sex (or sexual contact with a partner) in a day?

Are you on birth control?

Do you use condoms?

Have you ever faked an orgasm? Describe the experience(s).

Can other people get you off?

Is there only one way you can cum? (i.e. Clitoral Stimulation Only/Anal Only/Toy/Specific Position)

Whats your funniest sex experience?

Do you watch porn? If so, what is your favorite kind?

Do you listen to music while you have sex? What kind?

Have you ever used porn to show a partner what you like/want? Has a partner ever used porn to show you what they like/want?

Have you considered being a webcam performer?

Have you watched cam girls?

Is it gay for a man to enjoy anal stimulation from a woman? 

 Have you ever brought toys into the bedroom with a partner? What kind? Describe the experience(s).

Where is your favorite place to cum or receive cum?

Do you like cum or is it gross?

Have you ever gone into public with hickeys? Did you know they were there?

Do you enjoy rough sex?

Have you ever showered with someone?

Have you ever confessed you were aroused by someone?

Are you open about your sex-life and sexuality?

Have you ever “titty-fucked” before? 

Do you shave your pubic hair?

What is the size of your penis/breasts?

Does your penis have a curve?

Are you circumsized?

Have you ever had an STD?

What is your favorite type of underwear for the opposite sex?

Do you own any lingerie?

Whats your favorite lingerie outfit?

Do you like the way your genitals look?

Have you ever had any genital injuries?

Are you comfortable naked? 

 When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

Do you “squirt?”

Have you ever been rejected? Have you ever rejected someone?

Have you ever been stopped mid-sex? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex outdoors? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex in public? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex in front of others? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex in a car? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever given or received road head? Describe the experience(s).

Have you ever had sex/oral/manual sex in a movie theater? Describe the experience(s). 

Have you ever had sex at work? Describe the experience(s).

Explain your best sex experience in detail.

Which non-genital parts of your body do you like being touched or stimulated?

Do you ever take pictures or videos when you have sex? Explain the experience(s).

Do you prefer your partner to be vocal/moan loudly?

Do you enjoy having your nipples played with?

Do you like being naked?

Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexual?) Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? 

Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?