My Own Personal Sun

bisexuality is when u are attracted to both vampires and werewolves

the older you get the more you realize it’s always been team jacob

So often, it’s almost like women in media aren’t allowed to be horny, but Bella is. She’s always thinking about how hot her Edward is. The one thing she wanted before being turned was to have sex with Edward. She cries because Edward won’t have sex with her again on her honeymoon. She wakes up as a vampire ready to jump his bones and then spends all night banging him. And I love this about her.

If you write a fic in which Edward Cullen becomes human again and his first priority isn’t getting a flu vaccine you’ve lost the plot

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

if billy black told me to stay away from my creepy boyfriend i would listen to him. rip to bella but im different

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

Jacob’s thoughts @ Edward whenever they’re within hearing distance of each other

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

It honestly shocks me that Aro never decided to go after the Denali sisters for breaking the law of secrecy. The whole succubus legend was started because of them. That’s not exactly what I could call “being inconspicuous.”

So you’re telling me that Edward and Bella constantly fought over whether Edward has the willpower to change her and not suck her blood for 3 and a half books when he ends up just giving her a shot of his venom in the end??? Like this guy was really out here causing unnecessary problems for everyone I-I just can’t-

It’s because I didn’t think of the shot until I was writing Breaking Dawn. You guys think I plan things ahead? Please! I don’t think of plot points until I’m writing the scene they’re in.

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