ONCE A KING, ALWAYS A KING.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

I’ll take it, anon! That’s good enough for me! No particular verse or time frame for these, they just make me happy <3

Tony smiling when he finds Peter on the ceiling, dangling from his toes and snoring because he fell asleep whilst lying in wait for Tony.

Tony smiling when he looks out the window and sees Nebula gently scratching a delighted Gerald behind the ears. He grins and chuckles loudly when he sees Morgan sneaking Gerald some gojis.

Watching Pepper getting ready in the morning is a luxury Tony likes to indulge in. She’ll catch him smiling dopily at her in the mirror and blush so prettily that it makes him smile even wider.

Thor adores dogs and will regularly stop to pet them on the streets. He and Tony wind up attending a dog show in the park and Tony can’t stop grinning like an idiot when Thor nearly cries with joy when a tiny little ball of fluff called Lightning wins best in show. He gives Thor a big hug and treats him to an ice cream after.

Whenever Quill sits down next to Tony and shoves his headphones over his ears, boasting about a song that will ‘blow his metal mind’, Tony merely rolls his eyes before smiling fondly and listening to the song, even though he’s usually heard it a thousand times before.

Whenever he’s in the area and on duty, Rhodey will make a pit-stop that involves landing behind Tony, seizing him around the waist and flying him up into the air. Rhodey can’t even pretend it’s for any other reason than making his oldest friend smile, which he does, full mega-watt style.

Bruce falling asleep in the lab, head pillowed on one arm and glasses askew in his hair - Tony will smile softly as he gently takes them off and drapes a blanket over his friend.

After a long and arduous mission, Tony finds himself slumped against a wall in the Quinjet with Steve’s head leaning against his shoulder as he dozes, totally battered and exhausted. Tony will catch Nat smirking at him from, smirk softly and tilt his head to rest against Steve’s hair, too tired to do anything but sleep.

no idea

what you’re

talking about

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

Marvel executives, sweating: uhh,,, I don’t know?? it seems kind of out of charact—

and one time he was just plain adorable.

Based on THAT Endgame deleted scene <3

One

Though it’s been a few weeks since Rhodey has managed to visit Tony at his cabin, he’s not surprised to see that almost nothing has changed. There’s a few more flowers in the flowerbeds and a stretch of ivy curling around the edge of the porch, but nothing else.

Except for one thing. One hairy, odd looking thing that’s standing next to his best friend. A best friend who is staring at him expectantly, waiting for some sort of reaction to…whatever the hell this is.

“Tony…” Rhodey says slowly, raising one hand to point for emphasis, “that’s an alpaca.”

Tony’s lips twitch. “Good to know that your brain’s still sharp enough in your middle age, honey bear.”

He claps the alpaca on the rump firmly. “This is Gerald,” he declares proudly. “Pretty cool, huh?”

“Uh…” Rhodey fumbles as he watches the alpaca – Gerald – slink off towards the flowerbeds, nose down in interest. “Cool is not the word I’d use, man. What the hell do you need an alpaca for?”

Tony shrugs. “To complete the farm aesthetic?”

Rhodey rolls his eyes. “Tones, owning three hens and growing whatever the hell those berries are does not make this place a farm.” He sweeps his eyes critically over Tony, earning an affronted glare in return. “And you sure as hell don’t look like a farmer to me.”

“Listen here, platypus, I’ll have you know that – ”

“Does he always do that?”

A selection of Gerald the Alpaca headcanons:

When Tony first tells Peter that he’s got an alpaca, the kid laughs so hard that he actually cries.

Gerald has free rein of the entire property, and anybody who questions it is promptly silenced.

Tony has a running joke with Peter that if he upsets Gerald, he has 0 qualms about selling him on the black market for a single corn chip.

Gerald hums when he’s happy, and Morgan’s picked up the habit, too. They’ll hum back and forth for minutes at a time and Tony thinks it’s the most precious thing in the world.

Peter does not understand Gerald, and Gerald does not understand him. They frequently stare at each other, both trying to reason out why Tony likes the other one so much. They’ve yet to figure it out.

Gerald likes to stick his head through the kitchen window. The first time Peter sees this, he startles so violently that he’s 80% sure he got mild whiplash.

Tony thought that the whiplash event was incredibly amusing, and had F.R.I.D.A.Y. save the footage.

Whenever Gerald does something he shouldn’t and Tony sends Peter to clean up the mess, he’ll shout “WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST GET A NORMAL PET?!” and Tony always responds with “WELL YOU’RE NOT A NORMAL KID BUT WE KEEP YOU ARE DON’T WE??”