Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

I do think it’s funny when headcanons are presented as objective character facts bc I get “He would not fucking say/do that” as much as the next guy but I must also humbly acknowledge its powerful cousin named “A skilled enough writer could make me believe he would”

sam wilson is incredibly well adjusted which is why its so easy to ignore that he's crazy. sam wilson goes on a morning run and eats a balanced breakfast and goes to therapy. he also only talked to steve like twice before agreeing to kidnapping a government agent with the help of stolen flight technology.

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON