Tonight Dinner Is You

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.01 "DETROIT"

EAT YOUR KINGS

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

coat bath

i remade it in the sims 4

I come home through the garage because there’s no front door, straight into the gallery halll where I can remove my coat, which goes into the sink in the adjacent two-tub mudroom. I relieve myself in the convenient powder room, a voluminous space that dwarfs its only feature, a toilet in the corner. I enjoy the space to breathe and collect my thoughts. Some might ask why I didn’t go into one of the other bathrooms with a sink, but not all of those have toilets. Although to be fair, my master coat bath has two. Have you ever shit in one while aiming your pee into the other? It’s a glorious privilege I’ve been afforded by my wealth. I am wealthy. In more ways than financially, as you can tell by my two and a half children who are at this moment romping about the great room/guestroom/gourmet kitchen/dining hall area. If you thought having two tubs in the mudroom was convenient, ask me how many sinks we have in our great room. Seven. We have seven gorgeous sinks, not even counting the trio of bathrooms just past the dining table that have an additional five. At night we settle down into our respective rooms. My favored child goes to his bedroom, which has a bed. The second lays in the guestroom corner of our great room, where he is lulled to sleep by the dishwasher at his feet. The one who displeases us retreats into his bedroom, which does not have a bed. I enjoy the cruel irony as he climbs into his bedroom sleeping cabinet. The day done, my wife and I retire to our generous quarters. She slips into the master bæþtħ for a soak while I enjoy a shit-pee in the coat bath.

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Slow Horses | Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 🐌🐎

"I mean, someone was trying to kill Roddy."