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Grace arriving on Erid: "So I know i'm an alien and your scientists are probably like super curious about me, I just want to say you can totally do minor, noninvasive experements on me provided you run them by me first. You can totally take like hair and nail and blood samples, i'm willing to run a maze of two, everyone's been super polite in not asking for anything but I promise im not offended. Are you sure you don't want a blood sample? I swear i'm fine with it, want to scan my eyes and brain activity while I look at different colors? Heck pretty much anything short of flat out vivisection is on the table for discussion here. Please experement on me I really want to know what you find out."

The Eridian Governments: wtf WTF wtF???

The Eridian Scientists: *celebrating like they've won the intersteller lottery*

THREE MONTHS LATER

Grace, showing the beginning signs of appendicitis and clutching a bottle of local anesthetic: "Soooo, about what I said before about vivisection being off the table. . ."

#phm

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mumblesplash

i gotta admit i almost fear some of you guys' ability to sniff out every single heartbreaking implication of every detail of project hail mary like bloodhounds. i'm ngl i left that movie feeling pure unadulterated joy. the closest i got to feeling sad was when it looked like grace was going to go home instead of staying with rocky and then that didn't even happen, only to log on here and you're all talking about how grace will never get a hug again and how he'll die of old age in less than a tenth of the average eridian lifespan and the quiet horror behind the justification of 'you don't even have a dog' like what the hell man. when i heard that line the only thought in my little cotton candy mind was 'yayyyy now there's NOTHING sad about him never going home no conflicted feelings no regrets :)'

mumblesplash

i'm like if the ulysses ogre was having fun

#honestly good for you Ulysses Ogre #I had pretty much the same experience #except with the dog thing I thought 'oooohhhh. I have aro mutuals who are going to have Emotions™ about this.'#phm

hi-its-the-blackmold

As both a science and English nerd, I love the idea that since Eridians are cosexual (am I using that term right? Let me know), they don’t have pronouns indicative of sex or gender but rather state of relation. Like how Rocky says, “friend Grace”, he is stating the relation of the subject to him. And taking it further, pronouns of possession, like Rocky talking to another Eridian would refer to Adrian as, “my Adrian”, and the other Eridian would refer to Adrian as “your Adrian” throughout the conversation. Because the state of relation is that Adrian and Rocky are mates. And that shifts based on who’s in the conversation when the state of relation to who is present changes. Say Rocky isn’t there. Same Eridian, who works with Adrian, talking to another Eridian who works with Adrian. Now it’s, “coworker Adrian” or “<job> Adrian”. Same Eridian talking to another Eridian who doesn’t know Adrian at all, and now it’s dependent on the context of the conversation. It could be, “Rocky’s Adrian” or “coworker Adrian”. If two states share the individual equally, you get “our Rocky” for Adrian speaking to Grace.

Now that we have discussed this: I would like you to imagine the first time after Rocky left for Tau Ceti that somebody has the gall to speak of Adrian and Not refer to them as “Rocky’s Adrian” when the context would make that the appropriate way to refer to them. Implying they’re available now.

I would now like you to imagine Adrien crushing them into a smoldering gritty smear on the ground.

#oh yes pls #phm

sister-lucifer

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

rhyme-plus-zombie

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

#comic #hey this is the funniest thing anyone has ever made ever

asshole radio presenter: lol your wife exploded

Adrian 'my wife is my life and I died when she did' Monk: I am going to kill you. I am going to murder you dead right now with my own two hands. I am going to End Your Life

#monk 2002

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fictional characters never have enough siblings. almost everyone has siblings. give your fictional character 2+ siblings NOW

#nuclear war speaks #ok so TOH for example #what do you MEAN only Amity has a bio sibling in the Hexsquad?#Hunter's situation is...complicated so I'll give him a pass #but neither Luz or Willow or Gus? really? I don't believe you #....ok it's occurring to me that all of those people have at least one dead/gone parent but my point stands!!!!#ofc Luz has a dead dad and Willow has a probably dead mom making her Luz-lite #(joking this is a joke)#I know like. three only children #........actually all of those people have half-siblings. I know zero only children #ignore me I'm just rambling

sparklingbog

Every woman eat and put on muscle weight NOWWW we have to move. I'm making an army

#on it boss!

redstonedust

big fan of the idea of the changling myth essentially being the fae doing bird-like nest parasitism on humans. the fae are simply too wily and free spirited to raise their own young so theyve evolved to mimic human young instead. its evolution babey.

redstonedust

the system relies on changeling children eventually being rejected by their human parents and fleeing into the wilds. unfortunately a lot of modern humans are WAY too ready to raise their weird unruly kid and write off their quirks as "neurodivergence" so consequently the fae parents are desperately standing on the outskirts of the village like "johnny please come back. youre destined to rejoin the fae. no stop playing with your nintendo. johnny please."

#this is so funny #Human: my child....#the Fae: yes you were duped! bamboozled! fooled! used--#Human: she's autistic!#the Fae: what

bugbraiin

One thing im uncomfortably woke about is bugs. And im actively trying to get more uncomfortably woke. By this i mean i DO believe the normalised fear of bugs stems from both government and business propaganda. The start of household pesticide sales coinciding with the boom in insect related horror movies. The promotion of anti intellectualism and anti enviromentalism. If you're scared of bugs, you wont care about saving them. If you dont care about saving them, you wont care about saving our home, since without bugs it cannot be saved. If you dont care about saving our home, the rich can do whatever they want with the chunks of it they continue to destroy.

I WILL calmly and kindly try to help anyone who is afraid of bugs. I will show them my finds, i will explain their importance, i will tell them just how sweet and gentle and friendly they are. And I WILL shoot down any immature loser who believes senseless killing is the only possible response to not liking something.

Get woke. Love bugs.

EDIT: this breached containment. My usual like count is like 5 😭 i want to clarify i mean people who conflate fear with hate are the ones who wont care about saving our planet, like people who threaten to kill peoples pet bugs or actively kill bugs outside for no apparent reason. Not people who run away from a bee.

#tbh I'm mostly scared I'm going to hurt them #like. small insect you are delicate and fragile. please walk onto this piece of paper so I can remove you from this room where you will #die of hunger and/or thirst. pls. pls I'm scared I'm going to break your leg if I try to force you.#but yeah bugs are animals and they need protecting

letsplaythermalnuclearwar

alright, let's do this

when you write/read 'ofc'

of course

of fucking course

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

edit: the question is meant to be "when you write/read 'ofc,' you mean"

letsplaythermalnuclearwar

great news gang, it seems like we can use ofc to mean 'of course' and it's fine (on Tumblr at least)

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dragongirlsweetie

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

#this is so damn funny

jay-rayart

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A coming of age story about Black kids who finally have power to fight back against systems designed against them.

#good news gang they're fully funded #but!!! there's a lot of stretch goals #so if you can spare $5 that's be sick #art #animation #video

fangz-for-flying-by

i wanted to make one of these but excluding people on mobile to see how the graph actually skews when its not changed by the outlier of people on app that only get the progress flag!!

DO NOT ANSWER THIS IF YOU'RE ON THE APP what flag did you get when u liked it?

progress flag

gay

lesbian

transgender

nonbinary

ace

aro

bisexual

pansexual

intersex

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

alzo tell me if i missed one lol

if you reblog you have to add all the same tags as me for the animation to play correctly.

also, on the app, there is only theprogress flag animation, DONT VOTE ON APP PLEASE