“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

“my child is fine” your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears

“my child is fine” your child understood this reference

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you're stupid

One day I will use this in my life

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

Finally, a LGBTQ+ story without sex, drugs, love or fun!!! (me about my life)

experiencing female hysteria (tummy ache)

get outta town! that is the niftiest thing i've seen all year.

when will tumblr finally understand that i don’t have eine erektile dysfunktion