Fuck AI. Phan is real

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

i could never get a botox because i love looking at people with a frown & disgusted look

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

most of the time a bunny is a cuddly friend. but if you are a lettuce? heh... not so much.