i receive every thing you give up for lent

the sun that shines over texas is evil by the way.

not because of heat or anything so trite. it has a sense of malice to it

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

i just ate a bunch of differentberries but i feel the same

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

some of you don’t seem to realize that In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" but the fighter still remains

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

in terms of golden age of tv prestige drama protagonists don draper was the only one born in the exact right era like walter white was supposed to be synthesizing laudanum in 1822 and tony soprano should have been a junior tetrarch under diocletian but don draper could only have existed in the 60s bc that's the last time in history you could steal someone's identity just by taking their ID and going yes this has been me the whole time trust me

thinking about the lady who lied to solomon about it being her baby and was totally cool with his idea of giving her half a baby like what was her plan