i receive every thing you give up for lent

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

getting my master’s degree so I can figure out why god hardened pharaoh’s heart

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

How goated it is to be anything at all

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

i think they should put doctor who in the public domain and let us all start taking cracks at it on youtube

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one