Hello My Dudes

Listen I’m not trying to be mean or put people down but do you ever see an artist on here who is like “I do commissions!” And you look at their samples and it’s like, imma be real with you chief. Nobody is gonna pay money for that. You gotta looooooong way to go before you can actually reasonably expect that someone will want to buy your work. Like do you not have eyes? Keep drawing of course, because that is how you develop skills and the act of creating itself is a joyful and worthwhile thing BUT you are not at a skill level worthy of charging people money and the fact that you can’t see that is a bit concerning to be honest

I love big butterflies. They’re like if a bird was a bug

Discovered today that Military funeral procedures are an untapped resource for ASMR. Except maybe untapped isn’t the right word because they did indeed have Taps

There’s a line in Cruella that goes like “they say there are five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Well, I’d like to add one more: revenge.” And like…Ma’am that’s just anger again

Suburbs are definitely bad and you should take care to protect yourself but I’d be lying if I said peeling my skin off wasn’t fun

One overlooked benefit to chemotherapy is that mosquitoes don’t want to bite you anymore, and the few that are brave enough to bite anyway are probably not gonna have a good time. Hahaha take that, suckers

There’s a dude loudly and excitedly training his dog in the water while someone’s car is blasting The Final Countdown and it feels very fitting I must say

Just saw a satellite in the middle of the day. Didn’t know that was possible, if that’s even what it was. It was a shining bright star in the blue sky that I assumed at first must be like a REALLY faraway plane but it wasn’t blinking and it faded into invisibility as it moved. So.

I don’t know how many more wahoos I got left in me dawg

Christian Tumblr can be frustrating because you’ll see all these posts with prayer requests that are kept vague on purpose for privacy reasons which is good and necessary but ☝🏻 also. now I’m curious. Intrigued even

One is the loneliest number yabba dabba doo