Hello My Dudes

There’s a line in Cruella that goes like “they say there are five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Well, I’d like to add one more: revenge.” And like…Ma’am that’s just anger again

Suburbs are definitely bad and you should take care to protect yourself but I’d be lying if I said peeling my skin off wasn’t fun

One overlooked benefit to chemotherapy is that mosquitoes don’t want to bite you anymore, and the few that are brave enough to bite anyway are probably not gonna have a good time. Hahaha take that, suckers

There’s a dude loudly and excitedly training his dog in the water while someone’s car is blasting The Final Countdown and it feels very fitting I must say

Just saw a satellite in the middle of the day. Didn’t know that was possible, if that’s even what it was. It was a shining bright star in the blue sky that I assumed at first must be like a REALLY faraway plane but it wasn’t blinking and it faded into invisibility as it moved. So.

I don’t know how many more wahoos I got left in me dawg

Christian Tumblr can be frustrating because you’ll see all these posts with prayer requests that are kept vague on purpose for privacy reasons which is good and necessary but ☝🏻 also. now I’m curious. Intrigued even

One is the loneliest number yabba dabba doo

I remember being disappointed to learn that the title “Bowser’s Inside Story” was just a pun because you are actually inside Bowser. I wanted to get all the juicy deets about the King of the Koopas himself but instead all I got was the juicy meats. Still a fantastic game tho 10/10 would recommend

My new conspiracy theory that I don’t actually believe in is that aloe vera doesn’t really soothe sunburns, it just looks like it does because the green of the gel visually balances out the red of the burn