nhl front offices will look you dead in the eye and tell you they have to hire a guy who is both a scumbag and bad at his job as if their hands are literally tied behind their back about it

nice wound. Could use some salt though

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

everybody needs to read more. read all the time. read every day. read read read

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club