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Okay I have a new favourite video in the world. [x]

human pov following objects 😭

Prices are the same, but there are some other changes☕

i dunno man. never kill yourself or whatever.

-the concept of working my whole life

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

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⚔️ 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Vagrant’s Arsenal
Weapon (rapier and pistol), very rare (requires attunement) ___ This pair of weapons once belonged to an unscrupulous yet cunning fighter. If you are proficient with either rapiers or pistols, you are considered proficient with both weapons. The two weapons count as a single item for the purposes of attuning to them, and you needn’t have a free hand to reload the pistol if it’s holding the rapier. You gain a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with either weapon, as well as to any Charisma (Intimidation) check you make while they’re on your person. Whenever you make an attack with Duel (the rapier), you can use a bonus action to immediately make a single ranged attack with Dealt (the pistol); doing so ignores any penalty as a result of being within 5 feet of another creature. When you hit a creature with either Duel or Dealt and roll the highest number on the weapon’s damage die, you can force that creature to make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw. On a failed save, refer to the table below and choose which of the creature’s body parts to target with the attack, provided it has them: the creature then suffers the effect associated with that body part and weapon used, which lasts until the end of your next turn. Lastly, if you hit a creature with either weapon and had advantage on the attack roll, you can roll the weapon’s damage die twice and choose either result. Body Part | Duel (rapier) | Dealt (pistol) — Head | The creature has disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes. | The creature is knocked prone if it’s Large or smaller. - Torso | The creature takes an extra 1d8 piercing damage. | The creature is pushed up to 10 feet away from you. - Arm | The next melee attack the creature makes with the targeted arm deals half as much damage. | The creature has disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes using the targeted arm. - Leg | The creature has disadvantage on the next Dexterity saving throw it makes. | The creature’s speed is halved. ___ ✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for as little as $3 a month!

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