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Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind

daniel’s daughters in their groupchat being like yeah i guess dad has a young boyfriend and a youtube channel now and also leaked some guy’s sex tape :/

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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

Watching iwtv s3 and hotd s3 episodes back to back is NOT for the weak

Sadly, I am not above the law, even though I totally deserve to be #MyMurderousRageContained

speaking of hedging, one criticism i always hate that's often levelled against people doing media criticism or analysis is variations on "oh they think all their opinions are correct" yeah i'd hope so--don't understand why someone would hold an opinion they think is wrong! i hate the culture of endlessly qualifying everything you say to mollify an interlocutor who feels like your strongly held opinion is an imposition on their free will and i think nobody ought to bend to it. make your criticisms and points with your fucking chest. if you think you need my permission to disagree with me then you will die my thrall and be buried in my tomb

I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…

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The fact that the Wukong actor is genuinely running SO fast is so freaking funny to me. (Also wow, all the character's cosplay is really good!)