bees?

*lies bloodied and beaten on the floor* i got adhd medication guys

still thinking about my conversation w my psychiatrist abt how my blood pressure has been slightly elevated bc im on testosterone and he was like,,, why are you taking testosterone,,,, do you not feel man enough,,,? n i was like,,,,,, SIR IM A TRANNY.

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

you didn't even need to be busy tbh

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere