bees?

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

happy pride month everybody

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

what if you asked, "permission to speak freely, captain?" and the captain said no? what then? this is what black sails is about.

happy sometimes you just want something so hard you have to lie about it so you can hold it in your mouth for a minute monday

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

i just figured out how to save the world. all we have to do is find and excise the undesireables. i mean just look at how much good all the examples of it in the past have done *opens history book* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *fli

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"