moominmamma

the honda cervix…

they can basically kill you for not smiling and grinning and performing btw

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

This is how I convinced my conservative grandma that the gays do also need marriage, actually. My grandad died when I was 4 and I asked her to imagine not being allowed to see him or make decisions for him or be entitled to an inheritance and she got very quiet and conceded the point. Marriage doesn't intrinsically mean anything but as a legal framework it is really, really important

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object