moominmamma

it must feel good as fuck to replace the prizes and value and hatred in your body with someone’s blood when you’re a really big frog

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"

#and its like. 'what if ive decided its comfortable to be in the box' it is always going to be more comfortable to be in the box #they will reward you for staying in the box and punish you for trying to leave it #that doesnt mean the box is like. a good place to be — @butchfaith

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

saru from discovery's design would have been improved by the addition of four or six small breasts. you know, like in rows ; decently sized

i think i'm being shadowbanned because for some reason nobody has reblogged this post from me? do you guys not like it

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring