Comeback Hero!

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

Hang on what was number five?

THATS A DOG?

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

Baby Miette!!!

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

Joy and whimsy detected! Miette is joyful and whimsical!

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode