Sunny Skies, Sunfish Flies

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

What could this possible be referencing

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

anyone know if northern downpour sends its love ?

mr. beast in 2008