Sunny Skies, Sunfish Flies

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

It's been said that during the set up time for a live concert in 1972, fans saw a mysterious glow eminate from behind the curtains of the stage. Some fans speculate this may have been Ringo Starr "activating" his Elf Stones, which are powerful magical artifacts awarded to him by elves.

does ringo starr still have the elf stones? i feel like he’s had them for a while but i don’t really pay much attention to that kind of thing

Honestly it’s shameful that Ringo Starr used the once-in-a-century Elf Stones Wish to add that second “r” to his last name. Just boring

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

Sisyphus

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one

I don’t mean to trivialize psychosis by making a weird comparison, but this guide also serves as a handy checklist for helping someone through a bad drug trip. In both cases your number one priority is to get the person through whatever they’re dealing with unharmed.

i don’t think it’s trivializing at all, nor a weird comparison—as a psychotic person who has had psychotic episodes inadvertently triggered by drug use and/or worsened while trying to self-medicate with drugs, i think this is an important addition.

This is also very similar to what you should do when people with Alzheimer’s have paranoia episodes