Sunny Skies, Sunfish Flies

"historically people had servants" incorrect. historically people WERE servants, and many of us still are.

I feel like people try to explain how [historical figure] had all the time to do so many Great Accomplishments and thus go "it's because they had servants". Which is true. But then leave it at that rather than continue on to the more important point that the servants actually often were as tired and overworked and unable to have time for themselves as so many of us are. "People lived this way because they had servants" okay and how were the SERVANTS living???

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

This what I mean when I say science writing is terrible and you need to actually go back to the academic publications themselves to get what’s going on

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

What could this possible be referencing

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.