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Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real

The turtle from Mermaidia:

#bringing her back to haunt yall 💗

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mxtomituck

Also I hate how my brain can't handle the texture of processed meats anymore. Bologna is great for the first half of a bite... then I have to keep chewing... and it's mushy... and I can taste everything. And my brain is like mmm I hate this!

Had a hot dog for the first time in YEARS. First bite, wow we should make hot dogs again more often! Second bite (admittedly after eating 2 fantastic hamburgers), hmmm I don't think I want to eat hot dogs anymore...

#marquilla

dogpuppy

#it means your car gave up lmaol

Watching a playthrough of the new rhythm heaven game and good god I hate the narrator voice. It's just so irritating. It sounds so... tik tok ai voice lady. :/

#marquilla #like sorry to the actual VA if they used a real person and not just fed it through a computer #but it's like the weird infliction and shit annoys me #im debating getting the game or not... the voice is really getting to me

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princesswidget

Pros of rereading your own fics: Holy shit this is amazing

Cons of rereading your own fics: How is there always a typo I missed every single time I read this

#call my writing the perpetual stew with how im always fucking editing it and never publishing it

captain-price-returns

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. It’s perfect.

Idk what it is, if it's work stress or not, but something feels off and it's scaring me. It's pissing me off that I don't know what is off, but something feels wrong. Like the other shoe is gonna drop, bad.

Idk if it's a worry ab not being able to get all the new items out at work before vacation. (Which well, then they (managers) can put it out themselves). Idk if it's grief trauma stress (bc lord knows I haven't fully handled losing 12+ loved ones in 6 years). Idk if it's like worrying ab something bad politically, like if THAT is the other shoe I'm worrying ab being dropped. I dont know!!! Bitch just tell me you stupid brain!!

#marquilla #it's like i feel unsettled

mtfoss

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

luxwing

Lemme get a little sippy

dankmemeuniversity

iamoutofideas

#same

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shiftythrifting

My partner bought the Red Hot Silly Peppers shirt. TX.

captain-price-returns

bewbin

Baby gym trainer: tummy time is hard BUT NO PAIN NO GAIN FELLAS!! LETS DEVLOP THOSE NECK MUSCLES

#chickpea

blanq

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

daughter-of-prospero

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

stella-and-the-pinks

if you're disabled and/or chronically ill, i cannot stress enough how much you deserve friendship.

if your conditions make it hard for you to follow through with plans, you deserve friendship anyways.

if you use equipment like mobility aids, aac, ventilators and oxygen, feeding tubes, insulin pumps, etc, you deserve friendship anyways.

if your conditions make you have to cancel last minute a lot, you deserve friendship anyways. if your conditions make you have to leave early a lot, you deserve friendship anyways.

if you're housebound/bedbound, you deserve friendship anyways.

if you need caregiver support to hang out with friends, you deserve friendship anyways AND you deserve the caregiver support you need to enjoy time with them.

if you have a service dog, you deserve friendship anyways.

if your conditions cause "scary" medical episodes like seizures, fainting, meltdowns and shutdowns, etc, you deserve friendship anyways.

if you're disabled and/or chronically ill, i cannot stress enough how much you deserve friendship.

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kayliflower

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

draconym

Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart

draconym

These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.

errant-light

this just keeps being relevant

thelawfulchaotic

This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.

The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.

That’s why.

draconym

The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all

unfavorableinstigation

I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.

#i used to buy the weird oreos when i used to eat them sbdbbdbdbdbd #i still fucking love the firework ones (reg oreos but they put pop rocks in the creme) and the peeps ones (the cream was like dipped in #sugar crystals like a peep and it was so goddamn sweet but the texture was so good)#it's been like a decade and im still so mad i never got to try the cotton candy ones. i searched for them as hard as i could relying on my #parents trips to grocery stores to scour the aisles while they got normal snacks sggdgdgd #i want them so bad #the apple pie ones sucked i remember that and i think i had the cola ones which were meh

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