Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real
The turtle from Mermaidia:

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Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real
The turtle from Mermaidia:

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dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms
hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.
Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years
I keep making my gastric reflux angry drinking all this lemonade, but you can pry this shit from my cold dead hands. My lemony, cold dead hands.

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Bird sketch
maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that
Last night the fireworks were SO BAD and I was like well fuck this shit I'm gonna take TWO weed gummies to mellow my body out and hopefully sleep.
Well sleep I did. Until a HUGE fucking boom went off and then several pop-pop-pop-pops that sounded like when we had a crazy neighbor shoot off a gun. I really thought a bomb went off and/or we were being shot at 😭
I was also very high by then and everything was moving soooo slowly and I was like "ah fuck our house is gonna blow up! They're shooting at us! I gotta go wake Mom!"
And rolled over to get up and my god I thought I'd never actually get off the bed 😭 There was then ANOTHER extremely loud boom followed by the pops and I realized oh wait it's stupid ass fireworks... nevermind...
Then finally got up and dragged my wobbly ass to the bathroom to pee and then promptly crashed back into bed and fell asleep sgdgdgdgdgd
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

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the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.
we even have a The Plague
transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants
Takashi Yamazaki, 1986
oh my god it hurts
and it's going to hurt forever
every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something
to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

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today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"