Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real
The turtle from Mermaidia:
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Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia can’t hurt you, it isn’t real
The turtle from Mermaidia:

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by Nikolett Emmert
😭😭😭😭😭 I think our new insurance thinks mom and I are a married couple. The account says "policy holder: [mom's name]; married
Secondary card holder: Mar [last name]; married"
And our cards say "[mom's name] and Mar [last name]"
LIKE AGDGGSGDGDGDGD do they think I'm a gold digger? Dating a woman 25+ years my senior? Am I the trophy wife? 😭😭
Mom's like "should I call them and be like listen 'I am not gay, and that is my child." Agdgdgdgdg
What a weird fucking problem 😅
They did....
Mom got it clarified with the agent, who was like "oh shit sorry" like probably thinking "ah yeah that makes more sense, the huge age gap and all"

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what it feels like to listen to pinkpantheress
😭😭😭😭😭 I think our new insurance thinks mom and I are a married couple. The account says "policy holder: [mom's name]; married
Secondary card holder: Mar [last name]; married"
And our cards say "[mom's name] and Mar [last name]"
LIKE AGDGGSGDGDGDGD do they think I'm a gold digger? Dating a woman 25+ years my senior? Am I the trophy wife? 😭😭
Mom's like "should I call them and be like listen 'I am not gay, and that is my child." Agdgdgdgdg
What a weird fucking problem 😅
yo get off your ass i need you to come up front and call a customer the f slur for me i cant reclaim it
Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.
My favorite part is the sink.
spongebob is really patient with patrick i'm glad patrick has a friend like that in his life

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why is everything a dead wife to you people.
my dead skateboarding cousin
Memento Throckmori
In complete honesty, my belief in copyright and piracy is that studios need to make media available 24/7 or else they lose rights to it.
You want to stop making DVDs? Cool put it on a streaming service. Want to take it off streaming services? Cool start making DVDs. You don’t want to do either? Cool you can’t take people to court for burning it onto CDs or sharing it. That’s just keeping the media alive.
And none of this “well you can go on eBay and get it for $80” nope. You need to be actively distributing it.
When Christine and August Had Doubts (Part 3/3) - Gator Days
Me: I'm making a lot of progress with my contamination OCD lately! There's some regressing too, but I AM making progress!
Me not even 30 min later: *spraying myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol all over bc THOUGHTS™️*

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remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that
I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary