Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia canβt hurt you, it isnβt real
The turtle from Mermaidia:
The Bowery Presents
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titsay
Color Me Curious
Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
Doug Jones
$LAYYYTER
The Bright Sessions

oozey mess
Fai_Ryy
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ

Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Love Begins
sheepfilms

ellievsbear
π©΅ avery cochrane π©΅

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Therapist: The turtle from Mermaidia canβt hurt you, it isnβt real
The turtle from Mermaidia:

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Today's bug thing is this crab playground equipment from FantasyLand park in Hastings, New Zealand!
i already know there wont be anywhere near enough options but
what is your favourite treeπ²π΄π³πͺΎ
pine
oak
maple
redwood
palm
cherry blossom
willow
olive
birch
sycamore
cypress
other/not listed/say in tags

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soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.
pencil, ink, and ochre on paper
i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
Deadly egg recall
The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to βClass I,β its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause βserious adverse health consequences or death.β
The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.
According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.
source: X
Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana.Β Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.
Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.
Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, heβs some kind of a fucking idiot.
do the perv and idiot know each other
Who can say? Can anyone truly βknowβ each other? But yeah

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I'm fucking sippy juice
you guys are going to sleep at night?? I just die and respawn at the start without all my shit every day
this is what it feels like to be chronically ill
my nephews lunch that he packed
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]
that's arugula
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

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I got the cutest planter at walmart
And I think our pothos is sentient and taking over π
It's over 10 years old and we wrap it around on command hooks and in the blinds to try to let the beast grow
Sure we could cut it down and make many more smaller plants... but this is funnier. It's gotta be like 20+ feet long by now π π
i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep