She cookk me

That was not the audio I was expecting

i have to reblog this everytime i see it, its too good of a video

this and a blunt

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

Unofficial Autism Post

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

Fruits have to be cute on purpose

Everyone in the notes: they named this guy Dipstick?????