She cookk me

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

You’re laughing? You’re laughing?? Mitch McConnell is about to be reincarnated as Anne Hathaway’s baby and you’re laughing?

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

It's all so terribly unchic.

I dedicate this post to my cousin Leah who was gonna FaceTime me and then didn't because she had "corndog bloat" and needed to "sweat it out on the beanbag chair". That sounds really scary, Leah. We're all praying for you.

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

wii sports is so good it's weird they havent't made wii sports 2

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

@yanderethorne