She cookk me

I have dr.pepper on speed dial

Good morning, team! How are we doing?

girl who doesn't know anything: hi I'm Guessica

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

ain't no WAY the new tiktok drama is "someone is stalking the peter pan actor at disneyland" time is flat FUCKING circle

Reblog and list any fictional characters who look almost exactly like people you know IRL, in the tags

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!