uh oh! toast moment

Im tired of not speaking my truth to stay uncouth. We simply must torture The Character in perverse and cruel ways for my enjoyment and pleasure. Guards begin

and i don't even like alfred pennyworth. i mean. he's Fine. he's Okay. sure i've read hundreds of comics with him but i still dunno that i have the best grasp of his character. i like him as a duo playing off tim or something, but he's straight up nasty to bruce like ALL the time. he abandons the guy with abandonment issues constantly!! and fandom pretends he's a lovable old man that has never done anything wrong and parents The Robins (tm) because bruce is Evil doesn't know how to be Nice (or he's too Nice and enables the kids bad behavior). as if alfred isn't the biggest enabler in the world and then gets mad at the behavior that he encouraged. like he's fine. from a narrative standpoint. but idekkkkk

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

some % of why dick grayson is so appealing to me as a reader who is a rape survivor is that like it is literally just like that sometimes. someone rapes you and you have to go to work and get groceries and do your homework and wash the dishes. sometimes you have to go to work or class or the grocery store with the person who raped you. maybe you don't tell anyone about it for five years and maybe you never tell anyone. you compartmentalize it most of the time because life won't let you put the tasks of living on hold for you to process it, and maybe sometimes you compartmentalize it because that lets you live a life where it didn't happen. literally just a relatable guy

bonus: it's one of those richard parker is richard grayson aus. lets make it weirder. #schrodingersincest

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

Horrifying lack of Bruce being weird about Damian looking like Talia. She's his star crossed lover, she's the one who got away, but worry not! Your child who looks strikingly like her is right here and wants nothing more than he wants your approval.

they used to say that the only people who ever stayed dead in comics were jason todd, bucky, and uncle ben so where is uncle ben’s leather-wearing gun-wielding antihero solo comic