your romanceslop bores me

she got genderqueer in the timeloop

really bad slasher movie concept where you’re doing research for your paper on the four great classical novels and you accidentally read a passage aloud and now cao cao lord of wei is hunting you through the hallways. the title is some sort of pun on idiom/idiot. hire me

he chases you around campus a few times then gets clipped by an electric scooter or something and falls over. this causes you to realize that you haven’t summoned the vengeful ghost of cao cao lord of wei who wants to eat your soul as penance for how tarnished his legacy has become. you’ve summoned actual cao cao lord of wei, real life second century man, who just wants you to tell him what the hell is going on. there is something on a supernaturally motivated killing spree in the vicinity but that’s actually a different separate actual demon you’ve also summoned. you don’t know how you managed that one

anyway you defeat the demon with him and things are like fine except he's permanently stranded here now. cue animated spinoff in the same vein as that one zhuge liang anime where you help your new roommate(?) adjust to suddenly being isekai’d 1800 years into the future

1527th day as prime minister of han and some stupid teenager summons me to about two millennia in the future. goddammit. one could even say..................cao

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

but babe you love being chained to the radiator