your romanceslop bores me

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

its so scary when people have sex and kiss in real life . i thought those were made up for jokes . i thought it was only for yaoi fanart

Sometimes they are literally not siblings, sometimes they're literally not dad and son, sometimes they're friends and that friendship can be so, so special. Yes, you can do found family! but sometimes that "found/chosen family" doesn't need to be mommy and daddy and auntie and uncle and siblings. Characters can be friends and it can be fucking awesome.

Fuck amatonormativity. Be your own dead wife

just another beautiful day on Gore of My Comfort Character Island

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"