Stuff and Things

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

idk how you guys do it. i have to use 0.9 lead because anything less breaks too easily

0.5 users are weak and natural selection is coming for them

are yall really ignoring the monsters on the right of that scale though

I used 1.3 .....

It’s the Mush Room

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die 

#so like mentally i know they couldnt support my weight but spiritually i want to climb them

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

Gi-THWak punk

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