someday I WILL be covered in moss

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

looks like he's telekinetically levitating the fish

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

^my old mutual that got chased of the website for racefaking and making up fake family members that died in the holocaust as well as 1000000 other things like lying about being in special ed as a kid and lying about being in an arranged marriage and lying about getting hunted by the italian mafia

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

im georging myself on her W bush

On my way to pride I stopped at a gas station to piss and these two soccer guys went into the single use bathroom together and I think I must have looked visibly annoyed because to my surprise they came out one after the other like 45 seconds later and then apologized to me and told me to use the bathroom when I was sure they were going in there to fuck and I honestly think how annoyed I looked scared them out of it however I just needed to pee and was irritated they were probably gonna make me wait like 15 minutes for the bathroom however the fact I scared some other fags out of fucking the same day as pride does make me feel like Taylor swift i had straight sex at the gay pride parade . Mp3

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.