Undercover Robot

i just rlly like the way hes holdinh aponhwbob in this picture holding him ever so gently with an extended finger like a perch for a small bird

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

one of the tweets of all time to me

mustard snob canon

You know her ass got them Rich White Woman Sweep with a fucked hitbox

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thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

of us

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.