Florence

Every work of art says things the creator hasn’t considered, but if you’ve really thought about what you’re trying to say then generally the additional dimensions you didn’t know it had are in alignment with your purpose, whereas if you think you’re making no cultural comment at all you are actually making a LOT of cultural comments, most of which will be unflattering to you

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

@theoutcastrogue

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

I'm turning 43 on Sunday.

i thought you were in your 50s.

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

interloper from corru dot observer wanting to spend more time with aki's corrucyst. interloper being actually excited to come into work so they can talk to the council and isabel and funfriend and see all of akizet's memories again because the world outside doesn't feel real now that they know. interloper mourning the odyssean tragedy of it all, knowing that they can never help because all that they can do is learn about events from 30 years ago, or even longer; because this stuff is classified anyway; because this is a weird contractor job and as such is ephemeral by nature,, interloper looking at themself in the mirror, staring into their too-human eyes, almost seeing the trauma of akizet's memories playing out behind their pupils, *feeling* their receptors curl before remembering they aren't there because i am not akizet, i was never there, but it feels so real why does it feel so real why do her memories haunt me as if they were my own- why do i not feel right when people call me by my name, why does interloper feel like my name, why does nothing feel like my name anymore

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut