FREAK!

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

everythings a joke now and its all funny as fuck too but sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

i'm losing my spark who got a lighter

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

envision yourself doing the very simple task