The Blogger Known as Azure

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

i do think having a dad is very strange. so there is a man in your house? and he just lives there? you're telling me he can show up at any time and just like be around you and talk to you? thats so scary. can we get him out of there?

I am going to say something controversial

Hornet is the Shadow the Hedgehog of Hollow Knight

- emotionally tortured rival character to more mellow main character who looks similar but more red and pointy - beats the snot out of main character multiple times to prove a point - actually a hero at heart, just really determined to let her fists do the talking always and never show weakness - murder is usually the solution - attacking children also ok - not too keen on godlike monster dad's way of doing things - did get some really sick powers from monster dad though - immortal or at least super long lived - unfortunately forever pocket sized, it seems - eventually got her own game - everyone in the world thinks she's so cool. and they're right

I love being the [subject] friend. i love when people see a post about something I like and send it to me. the world is so good and pure then.

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

ok, lets have a fair fight

No

fine then

you're going to look sooo stupid when you go for my jugular and realize i moved it

ok, lets have a fair fight

No

fine then