The Blogger Known as Azure

(aborted upstairs neighbor voice) I wouldve loved creating cacophanies, ruckuses, and other sorts of sensorally unpleasant sounds

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

cut to shot of the minotaur. its hulking and defined form lies dead and still on the ground, eerily so. crowds cheer in the background. its ass looks fantastic...

i want a fake bolt action rifle just to fidget with they're literally so fun. when you pull it back and the shell flies out like pshiiing it's so nice. and im a girl

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad