I Love My Stupid Cube Son

the difference between a kink and a fetish is that kinks are fun and cool and they can spice up the bedroom a little bit and a fetish is a curse that makes you feel like you're missing the part of you that makes you a real person

unfortunately it does ruin a moment for me when a dom reminds me that i have a safeword i can use. "that's not your safeword" oh i'm so sorry but you have the wrong girl. not only should you not remind me that i have a safeword, you should actively ignore me if i use it.

i hope it's not weird that i fantasize about you

There is not a single person that I have played with, no matter how briefly, that I HAVEN’T fantasized about 🤡

This was SUCH a fun session. I’ve never had a session with a co-criminal, and it provides MUCH more interesting conversation than just “please stop I can’t talk it anymore wahh 😫.” Some of the jokes from that night still live rent-free in my head (I SAID THIS FIRST IM NOT CHANGING THE LINE); we were basically doing a stand-up routine while you were doing your lay-down routine. You won’t have to wait too long if you haven’t learnt your lesson and think you’d like to be victimized again…