Not all those who wander are lost

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

body horror? uhh yeah having a body is horror

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

...THIS.