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who is buster brown

This one is pissing me off because there’s cheese in it. I’m not sure there’s a period of Chinese dynastic history wherein the type of dudes likely to be having rap battles would also have been familiar with hard cheese. There’d be political fucking implications to that. Fermented dairy products were often seen as uncivilized foods, and were associated in particular with northern “barbarian” cuisine (see: <lactose intolerance in Eurasia>), whereas competitive poetry was viewed as a civilized and scholarly pastime appropriate to civil servants and courtiers. Mentioning cheese in a verse which also references the heavens could be seen as an effort to legitimize the presence of these dangerous foreign elements within Chinese society, and, thus, as seditious. If dairy were to become a common theme in rap battles, it might be viewed as a dangerous sign of poor morale and defeatist thinking among the literati. “Emperor, we have got to move the capital to the south. The scholars are rapping about cheese. It’s all falling apart.”

a 3rd monkey took the pic

I think it’s Cyril ruoso. At least he took some very similar pictures that seem to be of the same dog and monkeys

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion

It doesn't have to

i dont remember the post or tweet or whatever but it was gordon ramsay on a kitchen nightmares and he went into pantry and there was something like a gnome or a goblin munching on something and the it had the line "fuck me there's a little ghoulie in there". i can hear that line spoken by gordon ramsay so crystal clear that it feels like it was a real episode

Oh my god I should have anticipated that given Japanese name statistics an H would not qualify as a disambiguation

The hobbits are the PoV characters for mechanical reasons: relatively-larger characters have easier-to-grasp hitboxes and behavior patterns. This is also why Gollum, the "most-irritating" character, is small.

In the next timeline over, Tuṁblr treats Grovyle the way Tuṃblr treats Gardevoir.

I heard Dusknoir touched Grovyle and that's why he's disobedient to his trainer...

Get off my post, right now.

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

Ok, but also I recently realized no one hates the moon. It is like universally liked and seen as beautiful. I think that's pretty cool and theres not a lot of things that everyone likes so unanimously. Anyways gonna go write abt the moon now.

Hi. I actually hate the moon.