Howdy

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

i could blog better than this but i won't

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”