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It's so funny cause i've been going down such a rabbit hole into disturbing fictional media (Such as Tender is the Flesh, Dogtooth, Taxidermia, and now In the Miso Soup) and understanding that these books and movies are made with the intention of picking apart the seedier/ugly parts of the world in a raw stomach churning way (which it succeeds I turn green very quickly reading/watching some of these) but the first thing I think is "Man. Maybe I'm not writing fucked up enough"

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

stunning and brave and corrupt

what i’ve learned in my life is if someone is treating you poorly and youre asking yourself “what magic words can I use to make this person treat me with basic respect,” those words don’t exist and they never will.

we really can’t overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, they’ll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isn’t some tightrope walk, it’s a gigantic net of total permission to eat.

OP this is gorgeous, holy shit

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

Question: Why do people get bit by seemingly friendly raccoons? Answer:  Here is food → oooh thank you now I beg→ ooh cute have more food → thank you now i will beg more → ooh so cute I will pet you → I am literally going to fucking kill you for reaching out with a food free hand. You are a disgrace. Dont fucking do that to me. I hate you I hate you I am going to go dig in the trash where I know there is food.

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious