Whom’st?

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator

still so many first times to look forward to

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

can we stop using “being unapologetically loud and taking up space” as the ultimate expression of joy and self-expression? i think the pendulum needs to swing back to maintaining mindful and moderate volume and being spatially considerate of others and being apologetic when necessary. no offense but i think everyone alive rn has the loudness and taking up space thing covered. if this breaks containment, i am sure everyone will be normal about the wording of this post and will have normal and good faith interpretations of it.

Very accurate.

stretching a computer pelt on the tanning rack and scraping all the data off

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition