Idk what to say

He’s right. Ten dollars for that much cheese, buying it is the only correct decision.

They censored the store name. I get it but damn. I wanna know.

Find the name of that store before they go out of business for some inexplicable reason

The Armstrong Family Legacy

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

I feel like zombie settings could do more to make slow zombies scarier in quiet, creeping ways. Zombies facing away from people. Walking backwards. Only moving if they're not seen. Holding a survivor but not hurting them. Motionless but their eyes follow you. Soundless horde.

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

Z-team not knowing what to expect when Robert and Flambae started dating but it wasn't walking into the break room to Robert trying to annoy Flambae with his Kermit/Beef voice and Flambae immediately responding with his npc voice.