I'm Lanky & Proud

the feminine urge to drop everything and go live in a little cottage

pearl is my joker

don’t talk to me until i’ve fucked my coffee

sugary sweet

the tumpet. bwaaaa

*mario death noise*

When Fleabag said 'I want someone to tell me how to live my life, because so far I think I've been getting it wrong' it hit too close to home.

rather than hitting too close to home, this quote has already entered the front door of my heart and is already taking its shoes off

i want to live above a bookstore café and have a little balcony garden you can see from the street that is all

simple pleasures

what's a king to a god? what's a god to a girl with snacks in her purse?

always having the snack that smiles back on hand

a forehead kiss could fix me

taking platonic applications

STOP putting me in a little jar and shaking it around!!! Its NOT funny!!!!!

TAKE YOUR CRUEL SHENANIGANS ELSEWHERE

What do you mean 'march madness' is not about Caesar getting stabbed wtf america

they’re more than horses to me. they’re horsies.

the corrupt business practices that rot the core of gotham may be ugly, but that doesn’t mean your website has to be. hi, i’m the riddler and I’m here to talk to you about squaresp

I’d sign up

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

AGH THE HORROR

prettiest girl on ThriftBooks.com

my biggest aspiration

every time i remember 'i could love someone even if i wasn't paid for it. i love you and you don't pay me' i start clutching my chest and kicking walls

feeds you ibuprofen out of the palm of my hand like youre a horse

my one true desire