beef is my name

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

I FORGOT THE “NO”

happy pride everyone

I am in the lab sipping test tube substances and critiquing them like fine wine

the power that radiates from this post

The staff(number) bots coming back after being culled as botstaff(number) is the funniest shit

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" what's next. are we going to make posts going hey guys I just discovered this bbc series called sherlock it's so good why does no one ever talk about it

i think one of the funniest 180s of any celebrity was dj khaled. i used to watch his snap stories all the time and i remember people going on about how wholesome he was and then he admitted to not eating pussy and everyone turned on him. which was completely justified btw but it was just so funny how quickly that happened

babygirl i'm deficient in vitamins scientists haven't even discovered yet

night at the museum is a franchise I wouldn’t have gotten sick of. they could have tried shoving 8 sequels and an animated series down my throat and I would have ate that shit up

Yo we know that duo was gay as all hell tho

it took me a second to realize you were referring to the cowboy & roman and not oscar the grouch and darth vader