chaotic mess

September? no it's stresstember screamtember sadtember scrolltumblr.

Literally the best times to be on tumblr is when something bad happens to someone awful. I love all of you.

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

"Haymitch raises geese" OH YOU MEAN THE GEESE YOU GOT HIM AFTER HE TOLD YOU ALL HIS LONG LOST LOVE. THE GEESE YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT FOR DAYS SO YOU HAD TO GO GET SOME FOR HIM AND HAVE PEETA MAKE AN INCUBATOR? THOSE GEESE???

Truly the character of all time.

Lucy Gray should be proud to know she haunted that evil man every damn day of his fucking miserable life

The beef between Haymitch and Snow is so funny. The way Haymitch drank an entire pitcher of milk just so Snow wouldn't get any, so Snow kept supplying him milk throughout his entire stay in the Capitol after his victory... bro what are you doing you're the president of Panem😭

one thing about snow is that he will ALWAYS prioritize harassing kids from 12 over his presidential duties

Fucking perfect.

can’t believe suzanne collins called north america “a land full of Capitols” in tbosas and set the reaping on the fourth of july and people still don’t get that the hunger games is a critique of american capitalism. how much more direct is she gonna be in sunrise on the reaping.

Maysilee would have humbled Young Coriolanus so badly. I can see her insulting him in different colour ways until he cries. She would call him "cabbage breath" "Coriolanus the anus" "rich wannabe". The possibilities are endless really.

also I love that suzanne wrote katniss and haymitch in first person pov but with coryo she was like “third person for you… you get some distance, creep.”

i wonder if haymitch was laughing his ass off in catching fire when katniss was WHOLLY disinterested in plutarch. do you think they had a conversation that was just haymitch going "dude you're fucking weird and off-putting no wonder she wants nothing to do with you. your method has not gotten better in 25 years"

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

bleeding