Sometimes I think himbos are purely a fictional character archetype but then I remember this guyĀ
Said this
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oozey mess

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NASA
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
RMH

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Misplaced Lens Cap
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$LAYYYTER

we're not kids anymore.
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Sometimes I think himbos are purely a fictional character archetype but then I remember this guyĀ
Said this

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This was probably dramatically amazing thing I saw on the internet today.
Detective Comics #1027
YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL
MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER
PLEASE HELP ME
IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY
PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER
you know what really funny about this post?
in the comments I now have three different recepies, one for cookies, one for brownies, and one for cake
i have a collection of skeleton jokes
and I learned about three new mental ilnesses
there is a detailed guide about how to hide a body
rat jokes
half of the bee movie script
and comments about remy throwing up eventhough it apparently not possible for rats the puke? which doesnt sound correct
a lot of the numberjacks theme song
jojo pose
I also got called a sprog my multiple ppl
I have another cookie recepie
a beautiful poem
someone typed out the entire shrek movie script (lmao in honor of my daggers name)
more of the bee movie script
never gonna give u up lyrics
Notes remaining: 54315 Followers: 80+k Let's get this kid a damn dagger
guys i found azula on tiktok
[Transcription: āTen fifty-five A.M., and I feel like a fucking God! I love it, LOVE IT, when I can influence strangers into breaking the Fucking law. Oh no, what did you do Clare? Did you convince the strangers you met at an empty and abandoned CVS parking lot at 3 A.M. to hang up the dead bodies you have in your closet with the meat hooks you recently purchased? No, no, no, no, nothing of the sort. I simply just crossed the street while the stop signal was on. Convincing five other people on the other side to join me in being absolute traffic degenerates! The power I hold. Absolutely immeasurable. Infinite even. Iām all knowing and seeing. Bitch. I am a trendsetter, a pioneer, an innovator. Oh my God. It feels good to be absolutely indestructible, completely immortal, I will live forever! No one can touch me, absolutely no one.ā TikTok from @cultclareĀ /end]

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(Bruce Wayne voice) Iām Bruce Wayne, from Gotham City, Iām participating in Nailed It! because for years Iāve tried to learn how to bake to impress my father [cuts to old pic of baby Bruce trying to whisk in a bowl, wearing a crooked chef hat, Alfred trying to help him with a really loving look on his face], and- (someone in the background yells LIAR!!) (Bruce covers his face, the background music stops) fine I lost a bet to one of my kids and they thought it would be hilarious for me to participate because Iām terrible in the kitchen [cuts to picture of grown Bruce with a pan on fire, looking absolutely frantic, sad trombone sound] [the people behind the camera laugh]
First challenge is recreating justice league cake pops, the camera zooms into Bruce who has the biggest forced smile ever on his face as he holds a cute green lantern pop.
Bruce: nailed it!
Nicole: (cackling as the camera zooms into the ugliest cake pop her eyes have ever laid on) WHAT IS THAT!
Bruce, as the camera pans into the details of the mess of a pop: personally I think itās an accurate depiction of green lantern
The cake challenge is making a giant cake with ALL the known batvigilantes in Gotham.
As bruce whisks in a bowl midway the process, if you edit the clip to make it loud enough you could hear him muttering under his breath why the fuck did I adopt so many kids
Nicole: and I genuinely donāt know what mr wayne is doing over there (cackle) (camera cuts to Bruce frantically counting the figures before adding them to the final cake as he knows if he forgets any of them they would never let him live it down)
Nicole: oh I love the purple you chose for spoilerās Cape! / Bruce: itās actually eggplant but thank you nic!
Jacques: asā¦.. loā¦vely as this cake looks.. I canāt help but notice.. you forgot to add batman to it
Bruce: (huge bleep)
Bruce: [makes a paper towel cowl and puts it over his face] Bruce: [stands behind his cake and sort of looms there] Bruce, as foppishly as possible: Iāll be being Batman. [doing the growly voice really badly] Iām Batman. Voices behind the camera: [all laugh]
Paper Towel Batman goes viral in gif form.
(Also Bruce, cutting out Nightwingās emblem in fondant: I want the vigilantes of Gotham to know that I am making these in a manner designed to be efficient, and not in order of how much I love them. Host: Thatāsā¦nice?)
#DCU#camera guy 1: how does he know what every suit design looks like? i havenāt seen him pull one reference. camera guy 2: [shrugs]
*unwraps my copy of da4* hell yeah! iām so excited for this. oh wait i have to go take care of something first *blocks everyone in the dragon age tag*
University Study on Sexism in Doctor Who
āFun fact, Roseās Bechdal test score would have been in the 80ā²s were it not for the episodes Moffat wrote during her run.ā
Guys, really, you should click the link.Ā
āIronically, the woman who is often propped up as proof that Steven Moffat is, in fact, not a sexist was one of the worst in terms of the Bechdel test and overall independence of thought and character. While maintaining an average speaking time, the episodes she is in only pass the Bechdel Test 57% of the time, and she herself only passes 42% of the time.Ā She alsoĀ never passes it on her own after Series 5.Ā It is also important to note that Riverās āpassesā barely scraped by this test. Her passing conversations were always around three or four lines of exchange total, limited to one per episode, and were always in the presence of/with the Doctor.ā
āWhile both Rose and River had their share of arguments with The Doctor, how they handled them was drastically different. Rose argued when she had moral issue with his choices, stood her ground, defended others, and overall became the moral compass of their relationship. River rarely if ever, disagreed on issues or principles. If asked to do something she disagreed with she would just yell, āI hate you,ā and then do it. Her mentality toward The Doctor can be summed up with a conversation she has with Amy in series 6. The Doctor has left them with instructions Amy does not want to do, but River tells her, āWeāre going to as The Doctorās friends always do. As theyāre told.ā I think I just heard Rose, Martha, Donna, Romana, and Sarah Jane slap you. When it comes to River Song, it seems that audiences were fooled into thinking she was a strong female character because of her propensity toward violence, and some admittedly excellent monologues.ā
Also, can we just celebrate the fact that Donna passed with a 100% score?
Honestly, I am not surprised.
When itās 2040 and you discover that your parents accidentally burned down half of California telling people you were a boy:

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ābut do you reallyĀ think Biden is better thanāā YES YOU STUPID FUCKS, YES, I REALLY REALLY THINKĀ THAT A MARGINALLY LEFT-WINGĀ MOSTLY LAW-ABIDING ADMINISTRATION IS A BETTER OPTION THAN KEEPING THE CURRENT OPENLY CRIMINAL FASCIST ORGANIZATION IN POWER. YES I THINK AN INEPT BUT SLIGHTLY PROGRESSIVE EXECUTIVE BRANCH IS A BETTER OPTION THAN THE ADMINISTRATION THAT IS ACTIVELY DESTROYING LIVES, MURDERING ITS CITIZENS WITH COVID, KIDNAPPING PROTESTERS, COMMITTING ELECTION FRAUD ON A MASSIVE SCALE, LOCKING CHILDREN IN CAGES, AND LITERALLY BRINGING BACK NAZIS.Ā YES I REALLY DO THINK THERE IS A DIFFERENCE SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO VOTE YOU STUPID STUPID FUCKS JUST SAY YOU WANT 4 MORE YEARS OF TRUMP AND GO HOME, HOLY SHIT SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUPPP!!!!!
"adults trying to stay "hip" and keep up with youth culture and being years late is so cringey"
adult secret: its all intentional. nothing will prepare you for how fun it is to watch a teenagers face as you dab at them. i will floss when they least expect it and I will love every second of their horror.
Chaotic Disney Princess
I have known this person for 41 seconds. but if anythign were to happen to them, I would kill everyone on tik tok and then myself
They terrify me, yet i woulf trust them with my life.
being a fan of bioware games is just likeĀ ā*criticizes it for 6 hours straight and just tears into the shit lore and story with not a single positiveĀ thing to say* anyway yeah thatās my favorite game :^)ā
Azula always lies.Ā
saw this post by @heavenly-dusk and kinda went insane thinking abt it so i drew it, i hope you donāt mind!Ā

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i love this image so much
palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and weāll come back in about half an hour and murder you so donāt go anywhere and palpatine didnāt you have to admire the man
palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he's the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it's a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they're like weak old CEOs or whatever
but our boy sheev? when his plans don't go perfectly he's just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he's also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored
like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn't have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader's hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin's life, so it's smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can't blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT
and with mace and co arriving at sheev's office to bring him in for being dark catholic it's functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks
"...it's functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks" is not only one of the best descriptions I have heard for that scene and Palpatine, but is also one of the most beautiful sentences I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Thank you for blessing me with your words