I Cant Do Words Good

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[Transcription: “Ten fifty-five A.M., and I feel like a fucking God! I love it, LOVE IT, when I can influence strangers into breaking the Fucking law. Oh no, what did you do Clare? Did you convince the strangers you met at an empty and abandoned CVS parking lot at 3 A.M. to hang up the dead bodies you have in your closet with the meat hooks you recently purchased? No, no, no, no, nothing of the sort. I simply just crossed the street while the stop signal was on. Convincing five other people on the other side to join me in being absolute traffic degenerates! The power I hold. Absolutely immeasurable. Infinite even. I’m all knowing and seeing. Bitch. I am a trendsetter, a pioneer, an innovator. Oh my God. It feels good to be absolutely indestructible, completely immortal, I will live forever! No one can touch me, absolutely no one.” TikTok from @cultclare /end]

(Bruce Wayne voice) I’m Bruce Wayne, from Gotham City, I’m participating in Nailed It! because for years I’ve tried to learn how to bake to impress my father [cuts to old pic of baby Bruce trying to whisk in a bowl, wearing a crooked chef hat, Alfred trying to help him with a really loving look on his face], and- (someone in the background yells LIAR!!) (Bruce covers his face, the background music stops) fine I lost a bet to one of my kids and they thought it would be hilarious for me to participate because I’m terrible in the kitchen [cuts to picture of grown Bruce with a pan on fire, looking absolutely frantic, sad trombone sound] [the people behind the camera laugh]

#DCU#camera guy 1: how does he know what every suit design looks like? i haven’t seen him pull one reference. camera guy 2: [shrugs]

*unwraps my copy of da4* hell yeah! i’m so excited for this. oh wait i have to go take care of something first *blocks everyone in the dragon age tag*

“Fun fact, Rose’s Bechdal test score would have been in the 80′s were it not for the episodes Moffat wrote during her run.”

Guys, really, you should click the link. 

“Ironically, the woman who is often propped up as proof that Steven Moffat is, in fact, not a sexist was one of the worst in terms of the Bechdel test and overall independence of thought and character. While maintaining an average speaking time, the episodes she is in only pass the Bechdel Test 57% of the time, and she herself only passes 42% of the time. She also never passes it on her own after Series 5. It is also important to note that River’s “passes” barely scraped by this test. Her passing conversations were always around three or four lines of exchange total, limited to one per episode, and were always in the presence of/with the Doctor.”

“While both Rose and River had their share of arguments with The Doctor, how they handled them was drastically different. Rose argued when she had moral issue with his choices, stood her ground, defended others, and overall became the moral compass of their relationship. River rarely if ever, disagreed on issues or principles. If asked to do something she disagreed with she would just yell, ‘I hate you,’ and then do it. Her mentality toward The Doctor can be summed up with a conversation she has with Amy in series 6. The Doctor has left them with instructions Amy does not want to do, but River tells her, ‘We’re going to as The Doctor’s friends always do. As they’re told.’ I think I just heard Rose, Martha, Donna, Romana, and Sarah Jane slap you. When it comes to River Song, it seems that audiences were fooled into thinking she was a strong female character because of her propensity toward violence, and some admittedly excellent monologues.”

“but do you really think Biden is better than–” YES YOU STUPID FUCKS, YES, I REALLY REALLY THINK THAT A MARGINALLY LEFT-WING  MOSTLY LAW-ABIDING ADMINISTRATION IS A BETTER OPTION THAN KEEPING THE CURRENT OPENLY CRIMINAL FASCIST ORGANIZATION IN POWER. YES I THINK AN INEPT BUT SLIGHTLY PROGRESSIVE EXECUTIVE BRANCH IS A BETTER OPTION THAN THE ADMINISTRATION THAT IS ACTIVELY DESTROYING LIVES, MURDERING ITS CITIZENS WITH COVID, KIDNAPPING PROTESTERS, COMMITTING ELECTION FRAUD ON A MASSIVE SCALE, LOCKING CHILDREN IN CAGES, AND LITERALLY BRINGING BACK NAZIS. YES I REALLY DO THINK THERE IS A DIFFERENCE SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO VOTE YOU STUPID STUPID FUCKS JUST SAY YOU WANT 4 MORE YEARS OF TRUMP AND GO HOME, HOLY SHIT SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUPPP!!!!!

Chaotic Disney Princess

I have known this person for 41 seconds. but if anythign were to happen to them, I would kill everyone on tik tok and then myself

They terrify me, yet i woulf trust them with my life.

being a fan of bioware games is just like “*criticizes it for 6 hours straight and just tears into the shit lore and story with not a single positive thing to say* anyway yeah that’s my favorite game :^)”

palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man

"...it's functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks" is not only one of the best descriptions I have heard for that scene and Palpatine, but is also one of the most beautiful sentences I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Thank you for blessing me with your words