You wouldn't parry a Tyrannosaurus

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asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

Porque, como bien dicen en inglés: "Time is money." El tiempo es un maní.

you can make anything stronger by adding the brazilian prefix. jiu-jitsu? brazilian jiu jitsu is stronger. wax shave? brazilian wax shave is more effective. butt lift? brazilian butt lift is hotter. hatsune miku? you already know

hell yeah

i need you

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

Oh. Skyrim husband.